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Spiritwolf · 10-09-2007, 04:32 PM

The name Jesus came because the guys were saying "Jesus ****ing Christ" when JC showed them she knew where a girl should aim an attack to get the guys attention the quickest. It was conveniently effective to tell them that Jesus ****ing Christ was the snake's name and also her attack command.

However I certainly wasn't going to use that as her real name. I'm sure you can imagine the ...hmmm....awkward situations that could arise, not to mention how using such a name might lower your reputation or impression in the eyes of other people that you AREN'T trying to intimidate! So I shortened it to JFC and then to JC.

Offhand I don't remember if I have posted the story on kingsnake.com yet or not. My other pc with all my account info (and a couple of other funny snake stories I wrote) crashed recently. The good news is that all my info is on a second HD so if I can't get the other pc running again, I can drop that drive into a different pc.

A funny incident related to this story occurred about two weeks later when I was in the woods and ran across some more weed smokers hiding out in the woods. One of them said to the others, "Be careful, there's the lady who has the attack trained poison snakes I was telling you about."
Two of those guys, including the one who made the comment, were in the group that first met JC.
Luckily nobody asked if I had JC in the bag or asked to see her, since I wasn't carrying her with me that day.
However, even though hilariously erroneous, and even though my gut instinct is that those guys were harmless, it might be beneficial to my safety in the woods (I would say that about 85 percent of the time, I don't encounter anyone else when I go to the woods) when I do run into people out there!

10-09-2007, 04:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Spiritwolf "Preparing For First shed" Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 63	Re: Meeting Jesus, The Story of JFC The name Jesus came because the guys were saying "Jesus **ing Christ" when JC showed them she knew where a girl should aim an attack to get the guys attention the quickest. It was conveniently effective to tell them that Jesus **ing Christ was the snake's name and also her attack command. However I certainly wasn't going to use that as her real name. I'm sure you can imagine the ...hmmm....awkward situations that could arise, not to mention how using such a name might lower your reputation or impression in the eyes of other people that you AREN'T trying to intimidate! So I shortened it to JFC and then to JC. Offhand I don't remember if I have posted the story on kingsnake.com yet or not. My other pc with all my account info (and a couple of other funny snake stories I wrote) crashed recently. The good news is that all my info is on a second HD so if I can't get the other pc running again, I can drop that drive into a different pc. A funny incident related to this story occurred about two weeks later when I was in the woods and ran across some more weed smokers hiding out in the woods. One of them said to the others, "Be careful, there's the lady who has the attack trained poison snakes I was telling you about." Two of those guys, including the one who made the comment, were in the group that first met JC. Luckily nobody asked if I had JC in the bag or asked to see her, since I wasn't carrying her with me that day. However, even though hilariously erroneous, and even though my gut instinct is that those guys were harmless, it might be beneficial to my safety in the woods (I would say that about 85 percent of the time, I don't encounter anyone else when I go to the woods) when I do run into people out there!