[drache]

now be serious, guys
if we have to go with shorts, I'd vote for James' (he's willing - you're willing, right James?)
I still don't think shorts would be our best option
if we're going with lover extremities, how about some modified harem pants with snake baggies poofing out the calf and ankle area? Then we might have to find another carrier though (or are you still willing, James?)
or James, you could just wear them on your head
sort of like the pic in the nature photography thread that I'm not managing to get into this post