Well we are all crying we were laughing so hard! I have seen another version of that jokes that included how to give a dog a pill: Put the pill in a piece of meat!
Back to my lost and found snake Tiger. She does not appear to have any burns but unfortunately somewhere on her travels she managed to get a good sized wound and she has an area of exposed muscle the skin has been completely torn off. I put bacitracin on it and will try and keep it as clean as possible. I hope it can heal up. The wound is about 2 x 4 mm.
If anybody has any other suggestions for her it would be appreciated.
Joanna