[Lori P]

I have a rooster who makes mad passionate love to the goats. I have a turkey romancing the emu. My three year old thoroughbred, Zephyr, chases one of the potbelly pigs, Mike, and bites his butt to make him squeal (like he's her own personal squeaky toy). My 30-something year old Tennesse Walker, Chase, loves to chug beer or soda from a bottle, and steals your tools when you're out in the pasture working. My goat Rio sleeps on a doggy bed on the front porch, and sneaks into the house at every chance to nibble things off the counters...