I threw this idea around with James for a bit, and we decided it would be a cool idea to throw a "Roast of Thamnophis" thread. For those of us who don't know what a roast is, a great definition can be found here:
Roast (comedy) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Please try and contact the person you're roasting beforehand to see if they're okay with being verbally torn to shreds.
Other than that, I'll start with a roast of every one's favorite snake nut *Formally the filbert nut in the bowl,* James.