[Loren]

Originally Posted by Lori P

I lug 5 gallon buckets of feed around and frequently do very graceful backflips over a sly potbelly pig who has snuck up behind me and bumped the back of my knees. Sometimes I do belly crawls out from under a herd of goats who have bashed me over to steal the feed when I've been to slow. I hop about on first one foot, then the other, when the horses step on me. On occasion, I've finshed the daily workout in the mudhole in the field... but I hear some people pay good money for mud baths, so I'm pretty sure the animals are just trying to help my complexion when I land there...

Thats funny.