Its oh so quiet Shh Shh - Page 109

adamanteus · 09-21-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stefan-A

Well, I suppose it's better to be feared than respected.

Fear? Respect? I'll settle for sympathy!

Stefan-A · 09-21-2007, 05:34 PM

Well, you sure have mine.

A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?"
The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?"
The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."

adamanteus · 09-21-2007, 05:36 PM

That's bad.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a hot oven until it's Bill Withers!

Stefan-A · 09-21-2007, 05:38 PM

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck and a light bulb?

A huge electric bill.

adamanteus · 09-21-2007, 05:45 PM

The Duck-Billed Platypus...what's that all about? Designed by a commitee!

Scientific name, anyone? Something about paradoxus, I think.

Why do the males have venomous spurs?

Stefan-A · 09-21-2007, 05:46 PM

Ornithorhynchus anatinus

adamanteus · 09-21-2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stefan-A

Ornithorhynchus anatinus

No paradoxus in there?

Stefan-A · 09-21-2007, 05:49 PM

Nope, but there seems to be a few other animals that do have paradoxus in their scientific names. Quite a few actually, and at least one of them is a snake.

adamanteus · 09-21-2007, 05:53 PM

There's a Solenodon called paradoxus too, I think It's Haitian.

Stefan-A · 09-21-2007, 05:55 PM

Yes, that's what google told me.

2k coming up, I need to find a new custom title.

09-21-2007, 05:34 PM	#1082 (permalink)
Stefan-A Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Southern Finland Posts: 6,266	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh Well, you sure have mine. A duck goes into a shop and asks, "Can I have some lip salve please?" The shop assistant asks, "Will you be paying cash?" The duck replies, "No thank you, just put it on my bill."

09-21-2007, 05:36 PM	#1083 (permalink)
adamanteus Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cheshire. (Near Manchester). Posts: 8,912	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh That's bad. How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in a hot oven until it's Bill Withers! __________________ James.

09-21-2007, 05:38 PM	#1084 (permalink)
Stefan-A Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Southern Finland Posts: 6,266	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh What do you get when you cross an elephant with a duck and a light bulb? A huge electric bill.

09-21-2007, 05:45 PM	#1085 (permalink)
adamanteus Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cheshire. (Near Manchester). Posts: 8,912	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh The Duck-Billed Platypus...what's that all about? Designed by a commitee! Scientific name, anyone? Something about paradoxus, I think. Why do the males have venomous spurs? __________________ James.

09-21-2007, 05:46 PM	#1086 (permalink)
Stefan-A Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Southern Finland Posts: 6,266	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh Ornithorhynchus anatinus

09-21-2007, 05:49 PM	#1088 (permalink)
Stefan-A Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Southern Finland Posts: 6,266	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh Nope, but there seems to be a few other animals that do have paradoxus in their scientific names. Quite a few actually, and at least one of them is a snake.

09-21-2007, 05:53 PM	#1089 (permalink)
adamanteus Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Cheshire. (Near Manchester). Posts: 8,912	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh There's a Solenodon called *paradoxus* too, I think It's Haitian. __________________ James.

09-21-2007, 05:55 PM	#1090 (permalink)
Stefan-A Moderator Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Southern Finland Posts: 6,266	Re: Its oh so quiet Shh Shh Yes, that's what google told me. 2k coming up, I need to find a new custom title.

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