Milk?

[d_virginiana]

I doubt a garter would even drink milk. I mean, mine are sometimes intrigued by the smells when I happen to bring non-snake appropriate foodstuffs into their room, but once they investigate they just ignore it. Plus, like everyone else has said, it's probably not healthy for them.

[PINJOHN]

, they couldn't milk the cow (no opposable thumbs you see).

as opposed to calf's which do have opposable thumbs

[chris-uk]

as opposed to calf's which do have opposable thumbs

Touché John. I see that my throwaway witisism had a significant flaw in the logic.

[kibakiba]

My logic is always flawed, but no one ever calls me out on it cause they know I'm totally not crazy.

[chris-uk]

My logic is always flawed,

OK.

but no one ever calls me out on it cause they know I'm totally not crazy.

That second part doesn't necessarily follow... Maybe it's just so that we don't clog the threads up too much?

[kibakiba]

I was being sarcastic
I usually tone my sarcasm way down because no one understands my overly sarcastic nature in real life... They can't take a hint when I even use a very sarcastic tone in my voice.
But really, no one calls me out on it in real life or otherwise because I'm already the queen on ten thousand odd problems.

[chris-uk]

I was being ironic and calling you out when nobody ever calls you out.

[kibakiba]

That's okay, you're just one person who's called me out.