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Zephyr
12-14-2008, 11:05 PM
What I learned in AP Chem





Heat lost = heat gained. Ex- You lose heat to the environment while doing AP Chem homework in your basement.





Work= Force x Distance



Ex= The amount of homework you’ve done equals how hard you write times the number of sheets of paper you use.





Free radicals: Elements with unshared electron pairs that can cause cancer.



Can be found in the junk food you consume while concentrating on AP Chem homework.





-1(ΔH= q-w)



Where delta H is your social life, q is the hours of AP chemistry homework per week, and w is free time weekly. As a rule, q is greater than or equal to w. Always.





Time has a relative value. Your perception of time is almost never equal to another. Only with a standard may time be measured, but there are still numerous incontinuities.




Ex- Being in school and ready for AP Chem at 7:20 to you means 7:35 to your teacher.





Condensed kangaroo rat is highly flammable.

reptile3
12-14-2008, 11:53 PM
Kyle, I think my brain is fried!! wow interesting.. sounds like something my daughter will take in highschool, she is smart!

count dewclaw
12-15-2008, 08:10 AM
I will have to show this to my son, I think the two of you would get along great together (ie. this sounds like something he would say!). :D:eek:

Snake lover 3-25
12-15-2008, 12:10 PM
um............