Quote Originally Posted by Mommy2many View Post
A most excellent poem, Greg! Steve, we all do enjoy your sense of humor as John pointed out. The use of imagery, well, let's say you get the point across. (Evidence lies in the coffee in the keyboards across the world)

This thread has been most enjoyable! I think we should keep it going!
happy to oblige Le Ann
this one was the first garter rhyme i jotted down
it happened after i read an answer given by James [adamanteus] to a thread about a missing garter, the information was not only disturbing[ but new to me]
perhaps making light of the subject was my way of dealing with the unease it left me with.


hello i'm T. E vagrans
i'm a big snake you can see
there are some nasty, rumours
that they attach to me
they say I can't be trusted
and i have to say they're right
if you keep another snake with me
then your really not too bright
my other title is WANDERING
a most peculiar name
if you curious how i came by it
then listen I'll explain
my cannibalistic tendency's
dictate my constitution
it tends to make for problems
rather than solution
when the keeper gets another snake
as he thinks we'll get on well
the dumbo doesn't realise
he's rang the dinner bell
and when next day he checks us snakes
to view his latest one
he'll purse his lips and scratch his head
as he's WANDERING where its gone