Quote Originally Posted by PINJOHN View Post
enjoyed this Chris ...you always know where you are with garters.....they always let you down


couldn't let this one pass veggie snakes great concept


MY GARTER IS A VEGGIE

my snakes are vegetarian
or so i had assumed
I bought them lots of leafy stuff
hoping it would be consumed
I placed a bright tomato
on the floor just by their head
they wouldn't touch the bloody thing
it was me that turned bright red
I made a mash with carrots
added pumpkin and a sprout
I tried to force feed all of them
but they spat the lot back out
their faces all stared back at me
as they tried to get a take
on the kind of fool who gives this stuff
to a creature loving snake
their contempt for me was palpable
and i thought i heard them say
did you climb out of the gene pool
when the lifeguard looked away
so i threw the veg over our back fence
now there's non left in the house
and the snakes are sleeping peacefully
with their belly's full of mouse.