Quote Originally Posted by kibakiba View Post
I prefer garter snakes. The small ones. I go for personality over size. I do tend to like female garter snakes more, because they tend to be a bit chunky... But I like having something to hold onto, instead of a little twig. It's a metaphor for how I like my people also, technically... If you would like to think of it that way. I enjoy intelligence and personality over anything else.

Also, big snakes are just stupid, lazy poop machines. I mean, they're cool and all, and they're pretty... But why would I want that over a garter snake who greets me and sits on my shoulder, looking around the room. A cute little snake who can get to know who I am to the point where it's comfortable being held, and maybe even enjoying it a little bit.
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