Snakes are like birds.

[guidofatherof5]

I think I will setup a infrared camera some night to catch these little stinkers. I bet they have a lookout setup and everything. Maybe this is like Graffiti to them. Think about it, they can't get to Walmart to buy the spray paint. Maybe there's a message in what they do. You know, like the elephant that paints! I may have to put a canvas or two up for them. Garter Snake Poop Paintings, this might be a money maker and I can use to retire

[infernalis]

I'd buy one, but I have my own.

Care for a "musk" stain?

Hey now there is a useful product folks. Think about it - smear yourself in garter musk, and you will always have a seat on the bus or subway all to yourself.

[guidofatherof5]

No matter how many times I've been musked I still can't get used to that smell. I can put-up with it but sure can't ignore it

[infernalis]

My Pueblan milk is the hands down king of musk.

He's 4 feet long and dumps it by the quart.

[guidofatherof5]

Wayne,

Maybe your lactose milk snake intolerant

[drache]

hey
a snake's gotta poop
and you guys must be paranoid
my snakes are not conspiring against me
they're just sort of slithering along, not thinking of anything in particular, and the poop happens - not like they'd notice
now when my big king poops - that's a production - and he never does it in his hide, so I think he knows when it's coming

[infernalis]

found a fascinating new cologne

[Snake lover 3-25]

lol they always do seem to do that!!!!

[Lori P]

Wayne,

Maybe your lactose milk snake intolerant

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

And Wayne... LOVE the cologne... er, um, but don't feel you have to douse yourself in it just for the world meeting... really.