I've don't recall ever actually hearing my garters poop. That goes for even large garters of 3-4 feet long.

However... my jaw hit the floor and I LoL'd the first time I hear Jewels leave a big present for me. She likes to press her bass up against the glass and let it rip. I have to tell you, sometimes it's louder than I am. A nice wet sounding squish that reverberates throught the room. I was like WT?...!!!

It's not rude, just good food!