Then you shouldn't be so negative. It's a cinch. I've read the basics a few times, successfully incubated snake and lizard eggs dozens of times. You can do it.

First starting out, I made a few mistakes such as letting them get to dry, too cold or hot. Once I had a batch about halfway done when something happened and the eggs got down to 18 degrees for about a full day. Another time they got up to 36. Most of them still hatched anyway so don't worry too much about precise temperature.

On a side note, the two smaller ones that you touched in the video look suspect to me. Like maybe they're no good. The two very long white ones look good though.

So what do you have set up for an incubator?