Quote Originally Posted by ConcinnusMan View Post
Now if I could just find a pretty woman that doesn't mind braining/chopping pinkies, digging for worms, loves snakes, and poking dead things with a stick, I'd have it made.

They are out there. I love snakes, digging for worms, hunting slugs and chopping up pinkies and fish; however, I am already spoken for. Gotta keep looking. You'd be surprised at how many girls grew up catching garter snakes.

(For you and yours with their minds in the gutter, Cut it OUT!)