Harley is officially a genius: After handling her today, I put her back into her tank, and she ended up in her water dish. The dish is a clear cup like they use for shipping snakes and stuff in. For the next ten minutes she proceeded to swim like a crazy thing trying to escape, nose-bumping the sides and everything. Then, she realized that her dish is all of 1.5 inches deep and crawled out the top.

So intelligent, so proud.