No Control and Weak.

**guidofatherof5** · 12-07-2011, 11:09 PM

I just went down to the big snake room to check on everyone. When I came to the T.ordinoides (Northwestern Garter Snakes) I saw the cutest little face
looking at me from the fake planet. I moved right up to the screen and stared. It was then I heard a small voice saying "feed me, feed me"
I knew I was being tested so I resisted. The next thing I knew there was a whole chorus of little voices chanting "Feed me, feed me" I covered my ears and turned away.
I then started to walk away but the voices continued haunting me.
I simply couldn't take it anymore so I ran to the fridge and gathered up a group of worms and fed the little monsters.
It was then I realized just how weak I was.
Darn garter snake mind powers.

**EasternGirl** · 12-07-2011, 11:12 PM

Steve...you are getting sleepy...bring us more turkey hearts...turkey hearts...

**kibakiba** · 12-07-2011, 11:12 PM

NWs are cool like that

**d_virginiana** · 12-07-2011, 11:14 PM

I had a similar experience once... Only, when I offered Harley the worms, I heard a voice saying "Not that you idiot, I wanted a mouse". When I finally got it right, I was rewarded by being allowed to personally act as a heater for her royal highness.

**infernalis** · 12-08-2011, 12:40 AM

Awe, so they have a pet Steve.....

**guidofatherof5** · 12-17-2011, 10:26 PM

It happened again tonight. Those little voices.
So I fed them.

**EasternGirl** · 12-17-2011, 10:42 PM

Lol...

**chris-uk** · 12-18-2011, 01:09 AM

Is it just the snakes the have you wrapped around... that are wrapped around your little finger? Or do your girls already know how to get what they want from their dad too? You don't want the kids learning from the snakes...

**guidofatherof5** · 12-18-2011, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by chris-uk

Is it just the snakes the have you wrapped around... that are wrapped around your little finger? Or do your girls already know how to get what they want from their dad too? You don't want the kids learning from the snakes...

To my girls I'm a rock.
To the snakes I'm a pushover.

**EasternGirl** · 12-18-2011, 10:14 AM

So snakes are your weakness...I'm going to dress up like a big snake and knock on your door and ask for $50,000...ha ha ha

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