frozen fish

[PINJOHN]

We had a vegan friend visit last night. It was feeding night. She had to walk past Vlad's viv with it's 3 thawed pinkies on a platter for Vlad (and the fussy !$%$!%$£ didn't eat for the first time since we've had him, so one of the pinkies went to Lacrimosa and the others were still there this morning, not happy, 50p's worth of pinkies in the bin. Grrrr. Rand over). Not the same as an unsupportive family, but another way that others don't always appreciate that the snake they like to hold also has to eat.

enjoyed this Chris ...you always know where you are with garters.....they always let you down

[PINJOHN]

enjoyed this Chris ...you always know where you are with garters.....they always let you down

couldn't let this one pass veggie snakes great concept


MY GARTER IS A VEGGIE

my snakes are vegetarian
or so i had assumed
I bought them lots of leafy stuff
hoping it would be consumed
I placed a bright tomato
on the floor just by their head
they wouldn't touch the bloody thing
it was me that turned bright red
I made a mash with carrots
added pumpkin and a sprout
I tried to force feed all of them
but they spat the lot back out
their faces all stared back at me
as they tried to get a take
on the kind of fool who gives this stuff
to a creature loving snake
their contempt for me was palpable
and i thought i heard them say
did you climb out of the gene pool
when the lifeguard looked away
so i threw the veg over our back fence
now there's non left in the house
and the snakes are sleeping peacefully
with their belly's full of mouse.