What kids say about fish...(Very Funny)

[CrazyHedgehog]

Some odd quotes from kids about fish and the sea....
this is just innocently ace!!

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of its head. (Billy
age 8)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with
crabs.(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the
ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.
How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always
screaming and being sick, my Dad keepsshouting at my Mum, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 6)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give
you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my
willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers
can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky age 8)

13) On holiday my Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7).

[enigma200316]

LMAO............that was great, thanks for sharing..........

[Stefan-A]

Funny stuff, but I guarantee that kids never said those things.

[CrazyHedgehog]

Oh i don't know Stefan, it brings back a few memories of my son and his mates at that age!! and yes they used to say things like this..

[Stefan-A]

That may be, but lists like that are usually made up by people in their twenties or thirties.

[CrazyHedgehog]

you may be right but well worth the risk for a light hearted giggle..

[adamanteus]

Molly once asked why her aunties 'tuppence' looks like a chickens neck.

[Stefan-A]

Indeed, but comedically, it's still just +1 punning.

[Zephyr]

Quote my friend's 10 year old brother:
"Ok, I get this whole sex thing, but I don't know where I'm supposed to put it or what I'm supposed to do!"

And then he heard something about the missionary position, and asked his family, who would no answer, so he went upstairs, googled it, and said he was scarred. XD

[gregmonsta]

That's the best list I've seen in ages