Dirty Rotten Dekay To Whom I Am NOT Speaking:

Here in MN, in this part, garters, red bellies, and I think DeKays. There are NO (but for you know, the Hoggies, but they're not REALLY posinous) posinous snakes in this part o'MN. There are in the very way far south eastern part along the Mississippi bluffs - timber rattlers and massaugas - but both are RARE.

Just bulls, garters, red bellies, Eastern Hoggies, Dekays (I think...)... Am I forgetting anything? NOTHING that can hurt me! A snakeoid's dream! Oh! Green snakes.