ROFL.... I've been snickering and snorting through this whole thing!! First of all, move that poor snake in front of the tv and at least give him some videos if you aren't going to put him back in with this women. LOL

And Wayne, the other day at my mom's I pulled out some pots and pans for my little nephew to bang on. I was not the most popular person there but that kid was having a ball!!!!