Dekay! YOU SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm choking on my own spit here!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 911!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BREATHE!

So. HOW do I get on a list for one o'those garters that look like they've been dipped in BBQ sauce?

Had that sweet little boy been MINE as a baby... He'd have been eaten alive, hugged to death and kissed within an inch of his life!

I want a boy just like his daddy!