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    a valiant attempt steve keep up the practise

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    Re: garter gathering

    Quote Originally Posted by PINJOHN View Post
    a valiant attempt steve keep up the practise
    Not at this time, I've got snakes to feed.
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    Emmy, Kale, Molly, Gabby, Hailee
    They are not just snakes. They're garter snakes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guidofatherof5 View Post
    I would like to respond to astound,
    but feel so dumbfound.
    The words are to arduous,
    for this one who is brainless.
    I shall bow out to those with talent,
    and go feed my vagrant.(I couldn't make vagrans work)
    You know what would be a good name for a vagrans? Charlie Chaplain.
    People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.

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    Re: garter gathering

    Quote Originally Posted by Didymus20X6 View Post
    You know what would be a good name for a vagrans? Charlie Chaplain.
    yep but it still wont rhyme with talent
    ​I'm not actually a gynecologist...but i'll take a look.

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    Re: garter gathering

    A FEW THOUGHTS TO HELP US OVER THE COMING SEASON,

    brumation

    days grow short with suns lost zest
    and land prepares for snowy vest
    it's then our friends will take their rest
    the garter folk lament
    no shining light to chase the gloom
    where dark and dismal shadows loom
    and silence clouds my reptile room
    the garter folk lament
    now annual tasks will call my hand
    with some jobs vital, others bland
    while i wish for spring,to warm the land
    the garter folk lament
    and as we wait, for summer cheer
    our friends imagined,with us here
    hoping through the glass,their faces peer
    the garter folk lament
    while winter crawls, its somnolent tread
    our yearning screams,with patience dead
    and we hunger for the days ahead
    the garter folk lament
    then at the height of our doleful leaning
    our friends awake, their vigour streaming
    to give back our lives, its point and meaning
    the garter folk lament
    such joy to hear the birds in song
    our snakes returned so fit and strong
    our lives to share all summer long
    NO MORE GARTER FOLK LAMENT



    ​I'm not actually a gynecologist...but i'll take a look.

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    Wink sound familiar ?

    hey steve here,s one inspired by your many observations of your rascally radix .
    see if you recognise any garter traits.



    i can see my keeper coming
    for the moment i,ll stay hid
    i,ll wait till he,s distracted
    then make my, escape bid
    then its out in to the big, wide world
    there,s such a lot see
    there,s woods and ponds and hills and plains
    just waiting there for me
    and, when i gain my freedom
    there,s nothing i will lack
    for i will lead, a gypsy's life
    you can bet i wont, look back
    WAIT, what's my keeper brought us
    in that bright red, feeding dish
    it smells to me like pinky parts
    with worms, and bits of fish
    OH dam my lack of willpower
    when i get that gorgeous reek
    i shall put my plans on hold for now
    and i,ll run away next week

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    Re: sound familiar ?

    Yes, that sounds like many of my radixes.
    Escapees usually come out at feeding time and come over right to me.
    No willpower at all.
    Steve
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    Emmy, Kale, Molly, Gabby, Hailee
    They are not just snakes. They're garter snakes.
    http://www.youtube.com/user/thamnophis14?feature=mhee

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    Re: garter gathering

    Merged your threads, hope you don't mind.

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    Smile Re: garter gathering

    Quote Originally Posted by Stefan-A View Post
    Merged your threads, hope you don't mind.
    no problem, not good with computers, need all the help i can get
    thanks

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    Re: garter gathering

    Our friend Pinjohn has penned some rhymes
    His talent is unbeatable
    He has offered if we have the time
    To contribute something comparable
    Snakes are what it’s all about
    Their lives, their care, their colorings
    We love them all, there is no doubt
    Regardless of their origins
    The big, the small, said our friend Steve,
    Radix, Sirtalis and Dekayi , if you please…
    I’ll house them all for I have room
    Cause you see, T. Radix Ranch has had a boom
    We have expanded, near and far
    We’ve even opened up our neighbor’s car!
    My ladies, they are quite fair
    They’ve caught all my males within their lairs
    Pinkies, fish and worms abound
    We’ve got the greatest buffet in town!
    Should a snake in need come to my home
    Just remember, he’s not alone!
    Le Ann

    "Research shows that if you're afraid of spiders, you are more likely to find one in your bedroom. I'm really afraid of Johnny Depp."

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