you might be a herpetologist if...

[ConcinusMan]

You bake wood and rocks more often than you bake a cake.

[infernalis]

You throw away food to make room for mice in the freezer...

[ConcinusMan]

Your top 4 concerns when the power goes out are as follows:

#1 - your reptiles getting cold
#2 - their pinkies thawing
#3 - your brumating fridge getting too warm
#4 - not being able to log on to thamnophis.com

[Jeff B]

Your top 4 concerns when the power goes out are as follows:

#1 - your reptiles getting cold
#2 - their pinkies thawing
#3 - your brumating fridge getting too warm
#4 - not being able to log on to thamnophis.com

Yep "been there done that" a couple winters ago during nasty freezing rain storms.

[EasternGirl]

If everyone on facebook thinks you're weird because they post cute puppy pics and you post snake pics....

[ConcinusMan]

Oh crap. That's exactly my situation. I get lots of "ewww" , "gross" "icky" comments.

[mustang]

well i have the opposite problem
if you can bring a snake to school and girls go up to you saying things like "aww how cute" you might be (luckyor a science academy student or a) herpetologist

[guidofatherof5]

If you get excited when your animals poop, knowing there system is working well.