Neighbors think your nuts?

[Zephyr]

lol
We have two nutty neighbors. We're smack dab in the middle of them. ):
My mom always says "Don't say anything out loud about your snake or they'll call the city!"
To which my response is always, "Mom, I had a freaking city ordinance manager come out to check everything... They couldn't hurt my @$$ if they tried."
Aside from that, the nut on the left has two yappy dogs they never pay attention to our play with and that start barking at 3 in the morning, and the nut on the right has a backyard full of junk and a giant illegal fence made from some sort of vine. x.x

[drache]

don't really have a good solution myself, but I really truly wish I did

[bsol]

I'm lucky I guess... my neighbors are really nice. The couple across the street seem a little snooty but hey 1 less neighbor in my business is a good thing!
I feel a little weird sometimes when I'm outside chasing a cricket or wolf spider to feed my 5-lined skink. I feel like my neighbors are all watching me, but I know they're not!

[infernalis]

I was out gathering slugs and made the critical error of telling her what the slugs were for!

[bsol]

haha nice one!
You should have said slug soup!

[infernalis]

When I said they were snake food, she asked if my snakes were poison.

My reply was "I don't intend to eat them, so why do I care"

She looked at me very dumbfounded, and I told her no, they are little Dekayi snakes, she still made a funny face and walked away.

Then a year later when I made her mad at me (Had her arrested for disorderly conduct) she called child services and said I had dangerous snakes in my house!

They just closed that case yesterday, declared the complaint unfounded. (after 2 home visits to inspect my snakes!)

[Snake lover 3-25]

lol what'd she say???

[Snake lover 3-25]

lol too funny!!!!! so thats how it all started.......

[infernalis]

No actually it all started when I opened a Motocross track 250 feet from their house.

When I was building it, they complimented me for such a nice track, I don't know what they expected me to do with a race track??

They didn't really flip until I opened the gate and let the first wave of riders in

Then it all started spiraling out of control from that point forward.....

[bsol]

you have to respect the true power of ignorance!