Its oh so quiet Shh Shh

[Mommy2many]

Which doesn't matter.

True

[ConcinusMan]

While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'how long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . .'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'

Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent

At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. 'Big breaths,' I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient.

Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes, St. Thomas's Bath

[drache]

herping's easy in Florida
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/19/us...ines&emc=tha23

[PINJOHN]

great stuff Rhea i very much enjoyed reading that

[drache]

this from the travel section
Where to View Endangered Species - NYTimes.com

[ConcinusMan]

Wait a second...

What did that child's toy say?

[Stefan-A]

Richard.

[guidofatherof5]

Not very family friendly.
Glad I saw it before one of my kids did.

[drache]

Richard
it's 2011 - what age are you?

[RedSidedSPR]

Geez...