lol
We have two nutty neighbors. We're smack dab in the middle of them. ):
My mom always says "Don't say anything out loud about your snake or they'll call the city!"
To which my response is always, "Mom, I had a freaking city ordinance manager come out to check everything... They couldn't hurt my @$$ if they tried."
Aside from that, the nut on the left has two yappy dogs they never pay attention to our play with and that start barking at 3 in the morning, and the nut on the right has a backyard full of junk and a giant illegal fence made from some sort of vine. x.x