Someone should write a book about this stuff. Reminds me of all the things that have occurred in my 25 years of law enforcement. You would think I was making most of it up.

I spent 2 days(missing the Omaha Reptile Show) demolishing my basement to find our girl Lucky. 7 days later I found her. She was 6 inches away from her enclosure and had never been on the floor. She was probably watching me feed the others and wondered why I was ignoring her.