HAHAHA. I'm just as bad. I have 15 garters - 6 boys and 9 girls. There's basement snake, girly, antler (she always rested her head on a small antler I had in their habitat), tiny, medium snake, the big one, kük, jake (the people who found her named her that), f**-up head or FUH for short because her head is asymmetrical and her tongue comes out her mouth crooked. Kind of like Greta VanSusteren.

The boys are spaz, the biter (he likes to pretend he's going to bite - coils up and springs out, but always does a head butt), magic marker head (he has 3 short black lines on his head that look like magic marker), 'the one who looks like spaz', the twins.
RIP The Beanprout - he just looked a little beansprout when he was a baby.

I love Gato and Not Gato!

TheBeansprout