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    Re: Waiting

    Parcels. yeah, those things. Preferably the kind that don't come in a plain brown wrapper with no return address and white powder inside. We also don't want any parcels that make a ticking sound.

    We also don't want the lumpy yellow kind of parcels or the kind that never move.

    Well, you get the idea, just give us some wiggly squigglies already!

    Wait just a minute. Is that her head sticking out? No way! if it is her head she's probably saying "does this make my arse look fat?"

    Just tell her "no, you're as beautiful as ever" and you'll be OK.

    If it's a different snake, he's probably thinking "geez, what a cow!"

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    Re: Waiting

    Quote Originally Posted by ConcinnusMan View Post
    No weird muscle spasms or contracting yet? My females always appeared like they were a male trying to court a female, or a python guarding it's eggs. That would sometimes start up to 24 hours before the first neonate comes out.
    Nothing quite like that yet. She's in the cool hide again at the moment. Her breathing is deep and regular. No conclusive muscle-spasm have been witnessed yet.

    Quote Originally Posted by ConcinnusMan View Post
    Parcels. yeah, those things.
    Well, you get the idea, just give us some wiggly squigglies already!

    Wait just a minute. Is that her head sticking out? No way! if it is her head she's probably saying "does this make my arse look fat?"

    Just tell her "no, you're as beautiful as ever" and you'll be OK.

    If it's a different snake, he's probably thinking "geez, what a cow!"
    I'm with you on that .... no parcels .... we want squigglies!

    I keep telling her to push .... maybe I should try the 'You're such a beautiful blue sausage' approach instead
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    Re: Waiting

    Quote Originally Posted by gregmonsta View Post
    I keep telling her to push .... maybe I should try the 'You're such a beautiful blue sausage' approach instead
    Greg you have been doing this all wrong. You need to get her to eat something spicy, I know she has been off food for that last couple of months but maybe she would take a worm covered in Tabasco. Then you need to take her for a ride on a bumpy road in a tight little truck. These both helped put my wife into labor, look what I got out of the deal.



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