ID this mystery garter

[ConcinusMan]

The top one looks a giraffe to me and the bottom one a red sided.

Actually, screw it. I'm just going to make a roulette wheel with garter species instead of numbers, and every time I come across something new, I'm going to give it a spin and see where the ball lands.

That would be as good as anyone's guess.

[Stefan-A]

The top one looks a giraffe to me and the bottom one a red sided.

Are you sure you don't want to call them both radixes?

That would be as good as anyone's guess.

That's the joke.

[ConcinusMan]

Are you sure you don't want to call them both radixes?

Naaah, not this time. I figured I would mix it up a bit.

That's the joke.

Glad you get it. I was beginning to think I was the only one that does.

[Stefan-A]

Glad you get it. I was beginning to think I was the only one that does.

Much like a neutered dog, you don't get it.

[ConcinusMan]

Much like a neutered dog, you don't get it.

10,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to be funny.

[Stefan-A]

10,000 comedians out of work and you're trying to be funny.

The one who cracked that one, died in 1992.