I've made an offer on a new (old) house!

[Tori]

I moved to Michigan from North Carolina. We always had a houseful with 4 teenaged boys and one girl and all their friends. Not to mention it always seemed that some relative or nother needed a place to stay for a few weeks or months. I guess maybe now I'm hoping that since we'll have some room we can fill it up! So, as to your question james, yes I'll adopt you. But I must warn you....you must be willing to live with a lot of snakes, ok.... and lizards too.

[adamanteus]

So, as to your question james, yes I'll adopt you. But I must warn you....you must be willing to live with a lot of snakes, ok.... and lizards too.

I absolutely insist on it! I'm packing my suitcase now, Tori.
Actually, just out of curiosity, I was searching online for real estate in Michigan last night.... I chose a lovely lake-side property... only $3.8 million!

[Zephyr]

I absolutely insist on it! I'm packing my suitcase now, Tori.
Actually, just out of curiosity, I was searching online for real estate in Michigan last night.... I chose a lovely lake-side property... only $3.8 million!

Indeed, you could pay that much for garter heaven... OR, you could just stroll onto the dude's property, notice the "snake problem" and fill your pockets with serpents. :P