OMG! How do you get those wild ones to just sit in your hand like that? All our wild garters just run away as fast as they can, even if they fall 4 feet out of my hand! I'm guessing the local kids must harrass our garters here.

"Heh heh. Hey Jimmy-Joe-Bob, I hear if you grab their tail and flick it like a whip his head will pop off. Heh heh."

Cruel.