Reptiles and Relationships?

[Zephyr]

Uh... The girls who come over always want to hold my snakes. XD
Fatty was quite the she-pimp last night. Had like 5 girls wanting to hold her. XD
OMG.
I forgot one of my Scooty stories! XD
So one day a few years ago my neighbor's cousin was over, and I kinda had a crush on her. So she wanted to hold my garter snake, so I brought Scooty to her. After a while of holding him he kinda settled down while we were talking. The next thing you know... He's gone and nuzzled himself into the right cup of her bra!!! XDDD
So of course she's freaking out and wanted me to be the hero.
And you can go from there.

[SpyrotheGartersnake]

how reptiles affected my relationship is that they make me feel reliieved from stress , help me make friends, and help me realize how people can be big jerks for abusing reptiles

[infernalis]

how reptiles affected my relationship is that they make me feel reliieved from stress , help me make friends, and help me realize how people can be big jerks for abusing reptiles

Ahmen to that!!!!

[EdgyExoticReptiles]

hahahahaha

Uh... The girls who come over always want to hold my snakes. XD
Fatty was quite the she-pimp last night. Had like 5 girls wanting to hold her. XD
OMG.
I forgot one of my Scooty stories! XD
So one day a few years ago my neighbor's cousin was over, and I kinda had a crush on her. So she wanted to hold my garter snake, so I brought Scooty to her. After a while of holding him he kinda settled down while we were talking. The next thing you know... He's gone and nuzzled himself into the right cup of her bra!!! XDDD
So of course she's freaking out and wanted me to be the hero.
And you can go from there.