hahahahaha
Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr View Post
Uh... The girls who come over always want to hold my snakes. XD
Fatty was quite the she-pimp last night. Had like 5 girls wanting to hold her. XD
OMG.
I forgot one of my Scooty stories! XD
So one day a few years ago my neighbor's cousin was over, and I kinda had a crush on her. So she wanted to hold my garter snake, so I brought Scooty to her. After a while of holding him he kinda settled down while we were talking. The next thing you know... He's gone and nuzzled himself into the right cup of her bra!!! XDDD
So of course she's freaking out and wanted me to be the hero.
And you can go from there.