ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have kids (dirty little buggers they are, spread germs you know?) And the ****-a-roaches are in the other room, I swear!!!!! LOL

Jeffy has been in the same exact spot since I got him, just now he's in a bigger tank (but that happened many weeks ago). His light has stayed the same... on at around 7 am, off at around 8 pm, all year round.

Same foods... only tank mate is an old cory cat who he's always lived with.

Can you recommend a good shrink???