Since we are all having some fun here...

Ever wonder about those TV ads that make statements like "Act now and we will include absolutely free of charge this wonderful bonus item, just pay the additional shipping and handling"

Since the phone numbers are toll free, try this it's fun...

Call them up and pretend like you want to order from them, but ask if you can pass on the "free" bonus item.

Tell them you have no interest and ask if they can "remove" that "extra" shipping and handling charge.

You may be surprised by the answer....

Of course, if I tell you what they say, the fun of doing it yourself would be gone.